Garbology

Authors Note: In this story I tried to follow the comedy mode of literature I hope you like it about a bunch of stuff in a bag that the teacher gave us.

One day a napkin was so tired from a long day at normal work day that he lay down and a big wind came and swept it away. As he was passing by a pen cap saw him in the air and followed him. Until the wind put him down. The pen cap then realized that the napkin landed into the gang called the junks. In this gang were a band aid, a rubber band, a twist tie, a button, a tooth pick, and a card. He was scared but then he remembered what he was. He is a karate master and can wield a blade really well. He pulls his sword out and I but you know what happens next.

What he didn’t know is that hey where also good at fighting with a blade. The reason the pen cap goes in there is because The Junks were beating the napkin up so he thought he had to save him. The main gang captain was the tooth pick the pen cap’s evil twin brother. H was such a big challenge when the other gang members had al died there was the tooth pick left. The pen cap was so tired. When the tooth pick strike one more time the pen cap had drop to the ground and was defenseless. There was a big battle the pen cap was getting tired and then out of no were the pen cap’s brotherhood came and took helped him out and then they won and the napkin was safe from harm. After a week the napkin wanted to know who the pen cap was and he wanted to be one of them.

So one day the napkin found the pen cap and asked if he could be one of them. The pen cap said “sorry you are too soft and weak you would just be killed right away if you became one of us. And then the napkin realized that he was that he was so he went on with his normal everyday life.

Two Roads

Auther's Note: This was I thought was a good idea because we all have this problem in life and its a pain to go through.

We always have two choices in life. We all then have a to choose one of them. It is the biggest Choice of them all. for some it might scare us for others they know they are ready for it. I myself am scared when I get to that point because I dont' know what is down the two roads that come my way. When it comes your way I hope you all choose the right way to go. I don't me go right I am just saying do the right thing go with what your heart tells you. So what I say to you people is good luck and don't follow your friends, do what you thikn is right. Remember you always have a choice.

The Hundredth Dove Essay

This is the book called “The Hundredth Bird” by Jane Yolen. There are so many colors of doves Hugh fines but there is something special about this white dove he finds. In the book Hugh the main character has a bit of troubles catching this one white dove. His name is Hugh and he is a Fowler who works for the king. Points the bow at the birds they just fall over and he can just catch a bird with a net. He is a special kind of person. One day the King asked him to one very difficult task to do.

One fine day the king called for Hugh. He was surprised by that because he never gets called to see the kill so he knew it was something good. If any of you got called to the king I bet all of you would be very surprised by it too. This story had my feeling and emotions all over the place. First I was sad because Hugh sounds like some poor old man. When he got to the king the King sad that he was getting married and that he wanted a hundred birds so Hugh left and when to go get the birds. Some people would say that this task is impossible. That’s what I thought.

He caught 20 birds everyday except for the 5th day he only caught 19 he was mad because the one white dove kept on escaping the net. So he had 99 live birds and he really wanted to get that hundredth bird. So he waited a long time for the last bird he waited and waited until finally she came he caught the bird and the bird said “mast fowler, set me free, gold and silver I’ll give thee.” The Hugh said “neither gold nor silver tempt me.” “Master fowler set me free fame and fortune follows thee” said the bird. Hugh shook his head and held tight. The third time the bird said “master fowler free this dove the queen will be your own true love.” So after the bird said that Hugh twisted the bird’s neck and now he had 99 birds alive and 1 dead so he had the hundred birds. He brought all the birds to the king, but there was no wedding. So then the fowler gave up on hunting so he ate berries and fruit the rest of his life.

This story reminds me of the time I wanted to beat my dad at ping pong. My dad had always been better than me until I tried so hard and I finally beat him. Just like Hugh if you put your time and hard work into it you will be rewarded. Of course my task wasn’t as tough as Hugh but the king still gave him one big tough task.